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guys:  uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys:  ew fat chicks
guys:  why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys:  ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys:  why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys:  oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys:  haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys:  a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys:  why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys:  oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
"I did not intend to get this drunk"
- Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*